Bring on the Thanksgiving Turkey!

Are you ready for a Thanksgiving holiday story? I think you'll like this one! Click on the pic below:

Ahhh... Thanksgiving is the time for family and friends. And for new acquaintances. And in this case, a MUSCLE acquaintance!

Enjoy!

Victor Martinez

Ol' Victor Martinez, here, wonders if Seanny should continue maintaining this blogger blog.

What with maintaining his main blog at www.musclepla.net, and his tumblr blog as well...

Thouthts?

A Thanksgiving Short Story

Nate Murphy

Now THIS is the kind of guy I'd like to meet in the locker room.

After the gym closes.

Time to Celebrate!

These hunky dudes are ready to serve your champagne!

Click HERE for more information as to why I'm celebrating!

What a Monster!

As Michael Scott so eloquently said, "That's what SHE said."

Or, as us gays would say, "That's what HE said."

:)

Okaaaay...

Don't think those posers are gonna fit.

Prepping for the contest...

Almost time for the weigh-in?

"Hmmm, dude," the trainer mumbles as he tries to adjust the bodybuilder's package, "I don't know if we're gonna be able to keep this thing contained. You'll have to make sure you don't get hard while you're posing."

"Thanks, man," the young, virile hunk replies. "Maybe you can help me adjust it some more. You got a nice grip, dude."

Phil

Mr. Olympia.




The

ULTIMATE

Muscleman...

Mmm... mmm... mmm...

Ginger Muscle

Love me some of this.

Just love.

This.

I wish I was bi

...lingual.

This is Dobri Delev, a man whom I presume is some kind of Eastern European. Judging by his name. Maybe Russian, even.

Something.

Anyhoo, where I'm going with all of this is that I was sipping a latté at my local Mermaid Coffee shop the other day, and I noticed a group of people who were speaking a language that I did not know.

Judging by their looks, and the sound of the language (do I do too much judging?), I surmised they were of Eastern European descent. Maybe Russian, even.

I didn't understand one word.

They seemed friendly. Very polite. They shook hands when they greeted each other. One person was a young girl, obviously the daughter of the couple. The two men who greeted the couple politely engaged the little girl in conversation for a moment. She smiled coyly, in response.

Wish I was bi-lingual...

Drake

I kinda like where this is going...

Have a Happy Halladay!

Today is "Josh Holliday" on the three big MusclePla.net blogs.

We at MP are celebrating the masculine, muscular beauty that IS Josh Halladay.

Victor, Victor(ia)

Victor Martinez, pictured here, is my idea of deliciousness. 

There aren't a whole lot of words that could add anything to this pic. So I'll shut up. 

Thank you.

Squeeze me...

...but this guy is definitely hot.

ROD-ney

Rodney St. Cloud.

Oh, My, God.

Muscle. Sex tool. Hunkiness.

And did I mention muscle?

So there I was, just minding my own business, spritzing myself with salt water as I waded into the Pacific, occasionally splashing and, you know, splashing...

When suddenly, off to my right, appeared this unREAL visage of Ebony Muscle Masculinity.

And did I mention he was totally naked?

He was doing a photo shoot for one of those slutty, pornographic websites (the SHAME!).

Our eyes met, and ol' Rod suppressed a grin. Then he winked. He saw my jaw was in the salt water. A moment later, he strode up to me, telling his photographer to put it on hold, and he smiled right at ME.

"I'll be done with this shoot in about 15 minutes," he said. "I'm in that hotel right there," he pointed at a high rise. "Room 1832. Hope you can join me."

A jellyfish swam into my jaw-dropped mouth and stung me. Yet I found the resolve to recuperate and search for said Room 1832...

Mike Matarazzo in his prime...

The astute Curious Web Surfer (CWS) will already be aware of my infatuation with Mikey, here.

He was such a mega-hunk.

Now, however, he's lost his luster. Had some nasty health problems due to roiding, as I heard... Seems he suffered some major heart problems, directly attributed to his "use."

So, there is a moral dilemma here. Should we, the adoring, worshiping muscle fans be adoring and worshiping muscle that is largely the result of illegal and harmful drug use?

God, these musclegods are the epitome of everything that turns us on, right? And if we're honest, it's these illegal, harmful drug-infused muscles that bring us to our climax, right?

So, what to do?

Here we are, sitting at our computers, jacking off to illegal, harmful, self-destructive muscle... Are we in any way culpable regarding this?

Would the musclegods do this if we weren't here? (Perhaps they would. This is an honest question.)

My honest take: Yes, they would roid, even if us gay dudes weren't here, jacking off to them.

Methinks they do it not for our pleasure, but their own...

(God, I love it when I can totally justify my desires...)

Speaking of Zeb...

I snapped this pic last night at my hotel's pool.

Haha.

All seriousness aside, this was taken back when Zeb was tat-less (yes, there IS a god!) and Matthew Rush was less-fat.

IMHO, Matt (Greg Grove) was SO MUCH CUTER/HOTTER when he was skinnier.

Yeah, I DO love big muscles, but a little lean never hurt anyone... 

Andy Bick

I actually took this picture of "Zeb Atlas," (aka Andy Bick, from my home town, Portland).

The pic was taken in 2011, when I was attending the Mr. Olympia festivities in Las Vegas.

Visit my MAIN site for more delicious muscle wonder!

Congratulations to Mr. Olympia (again) Phil Heath

I'd say he puts a lot of work into this body of his.

God, what a muscle stud.

Just imagine for a moment, if you will, like, bumping in to Phil in some random locker room, or restroom somewhere. Maybe you're trying on pants at Target, okay? And anyway, you come out of your dressing room, to show your significant other how they hang on your hips, and while you're still in the hallway, walking out to show off, you know, the fit, a curtain flies open on one of the other dressing booths and out steps Phil.

Wearing only these blue posers.

"Oh, excuse me, sir," he blurts as you bump in to him, grabbing his arms to steady yourself (you know, so you don't fall down), "I'm so sorry. I didn't see you, eh, coming."

"No problem, Mr. Heath," you reply. "My fault."

He smiles at you and says, "Well, what do you think of the fit?" He looks down at the, maybe 3-square-inch of fabric...

"Nice," you smile. "But I think it needs... adjustment. You know, I'm a part-time, freelance, uh, tailor. If you want me to, uh, you know, tailor your posers, uh, I don't charge much."

"Cool!" he beams. "What's your address?"

I don't know... just a hypothetical scenario...

Kill me now.

My life is now complete.

P. J. Braun. Just so much of THAT.

Lou Joseph

God, I love his muscles. Could just look at this guy's body for hours.

AND, he's got a gorgeous face. Love those eyes...

Contest Prep

A few days off...

WHAT, the Curious Web Surfer might ask, have I been doing with myself the past few days? Where, oh where, has Seanny been? 

Well, the top picture might give a clue... 

Whilst having fun with friction these past hours, I filled my mind with guys not dissimilar  to the three hunks in the bottom pic.

Whhhhhhooooooeeeeeeeee! You know, in my view, the two guys on the left would attract many double-takes in their own right. 

But just let your eyes roam all over the hunk on the right! GOD-daYam! Just too hot to handle. But I'd like to give it a try!

He takes my breath away...

Sure, there are those who would balk at spending an evening with this kind of over-developed muscle.

But not me.

Gimme a Phil Heath any day, and I'll be glad to make him happy!

:)

Oh, and if you're in to muscle-fantasy stories, you gotta check out my main site. I've just posted some stories by the amazing writer, John, that are... well... amazing!

Go to www.musclepla.net for some awesome muscleness!

For those of you Curious Web Surfers who know me from the before-time, I’ve posted a brand new, never-before-published story, worthy of much adulation (if I do say so myself; and I do). Please feel free to visit my main website, http://musclepla.net to read “Ethan’s Awakening!” Methinks multiple orgasms are ahead 4U!

The Holidays...

"It's the most, wonderful, time of the year!"

Yeah, it's months off, and Andy Williams died a year ago*... but the holidays are a-comin'!

Does that thought fill you with joy... or with dread? Or maybe something in between?

As for me, if I were to wake up on Christmas morning to find THIS present under my tree, I'd never ask for another present again.

Ever.

Besides the obviously artistic, ribbon-wrapped creativity of this photo, the depicted musclehunk is decidedly delicious.

Take a real hard gander at this guy.

What strikes you first about him?

If you're paying attention, you might, like me, say that this guy's broad shoulders are over the TOP!

Shoulders like these HAVE to have a foundation in genetics. It's not something that you can just work at. You have to be born blessed. You have some kind of DNA. Yet, on top of this obvious blessing, the dude has clearly built on his genetics. Heredity alone doesn't give you a broad span like this. You have to exploit your advantage. And clearly, this stud has taken every advantage he has been offered, and he's built upon it.

Then, there are his large, muscled arms.

And his torso narrows down to that sexy, taut waist.

Of course, the red-ribbon wrapping is beautifully awesome.

And take a look at the guy's adorable, confident face. He TOTALLY knows he has it.

As do I.

And if you're honest, so do you.




* I'm talking about his song...

Besim

So, can you remember what YOU were doing on May 15th, 2011, at 3:47 PM?

Apparently, Besim Trena, pictured here, was grinning... just for you.

Ronny Rockel

The dude has WAY MORE MUSCLE than is fair.

Granted, he's worked for it: Countless hours, innumerable choices of self-discipline, unbelievable dedication to excellence, uncountable reps, relentless sets...

But still, why should the hard-working, disciplined dudes get all the muscle?

Captain?

America.

In the flesh.

With just a little bit o' paint.

What a delicious canvas! Would that I was the artist!

This guy needs to be studied. Slowly. Purposefully, with methodical scrutiny.

I volunteer.

Comparative muscle

That's Dennis James, and this is James Ormsby.

I don't know about you, but IMHO, big-time pro BB Dennis has nuttin' on Mr. Ormsby!

Gawad!

Constant Craving...

Sergi Constance.

He's hotter-n-hot.

And he's mine.

(I wish.)

Hey, if you're a follower of mine, be sure to check back soon b-cuz I'm going to be posting/publishing a new– brand new– story that I've written.

Within the next day or so.

You might want to keep your ear to the ground, as they say...

(Whoever "they" are...)

Big, and tight!

Roger Snipes. God, how ripped.

Sometimes having the musclebod partially covered makes for a more erotic experience, don't you think?

Take this guy.

God, what else can you look at, besides his freakin' massive arms?

I'll take him, please.

Oh, and I'll have a new story up soon on my main website: musclepla.net!

God love a blond with a boner...

A little MORPHING never hurt anyone, right?

I have a feeling that this dude wouldn't necessarily appreciate the beauty that the morphing artist used when he rendered this version of his beautiful body.

Myself, I love it.

Come on. You think this blond beauty never had a boner as magnificent as this?

Surely he has.

Surely.

And don't ever call me Shirley.

;)

Oh god, I love muscle...

I could lust after this guy all week long, and then again next week.

Look at those shoulders; then look at how the cephalic vein runs down the length of his biceps. Then: take in that chest. Full, round, thick and hard pecs!

Did I mention the abs?

And of course, DN, here, has the wheels that prove he's a REAL bodybuilder.

Mmm... mmm... mmm...

Matt, where are you?

Ah, one of my favorite Interweb artists: Matt.

His stuff is amazing!

Too bad he seems to have disappeared off the face of the Web. Wish he were still around, drawing more fantastic musclestuds. Even though they're way out of this world huge, his subjects always seem to have a special realism about them. As if they could actually exist...

Round, full & hard muscles

Alexey Shabunya is one swole dude.

Muscles out to here, and a real aesthetic, proportional look, in my opinion. The look of great strength combined with arousing beauty. What more could a muscle worshiper want?

There's a cute, very short snippet of a fantasy story featuring Alexey on my website!

musclepla.net

Photo Op

"Whenever you're ready," he said with a mischievous, yet reserved smile.

"I've been ready since I was, like, eleven years old," I replied.

His subtle smile turned into an all-out teeth-baring, Cheshire Cat grin. He pulled on his boxer-briefs and stared me down.

"You gonna just sit there, or are you going to come over here and help me with these things?" he asked. "How am I supposed to pose naked for you if you don't get this off me?"





Oh, hey, be sure to check out my web HQ: http://musclepla.net!

And check back here every day! There's a LOT more to cum!

Man in the Headlights

Francisco Dominguez.

I could swim in this guy's pool any day.

This pic is particularly hot; there are others.

Thanks for your patience while I'm getting my blogs up-and-running. There's some good things ahead!

Promise!

–Seanny

Dallas McCarver

This guy is one of my latest crushes. Dallas McCarver.

His hyper-muscular body notwithstanding, I love the name Dallas. "Big D" really fits.

And he's cute.

Mmmm...

Getting Up-and-running

It's so fun, getting back to posting muscle-pix! I hope I am able to find many of my former Curious Web Surfers (CWSs)! I have some great plans and ideas for my blogs and my main website!

For now, though, it'll take a little time. (Cue Carpenter's music.) Everyday posts won't be consistent until the middle of September. Nevertheless, check back every few days!

I have some delicious stories I'm working on!

Be sure to check out my main website: musclepla.net!

–Seanny

Locker Room Pic

I wanna get to know this guy better. OMG, that arm! Those pecs! His cute little hat! That delicious expression of confidence! Yeah, he's making a selfie, and he knows there are legions of people who will love this pic!

Present company included...

Back in the day...

One of my first web-loves was hyper-muscleman Mike Matarazzo. In fact, the very first story I wrote and published on the web used Mike as my main grist.

Too hunky to handle. Too muscular; too confident.

Yet, alas, he ran into some health problems, due to his roid use, and today, he's lucky to even be alive, never mind being muscular.

So much of my worship of muscular men is at the expense of actual health.

Who knew... 

Welcome! (I'm baaaaaack!)

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